Yesterday was one of those days… I completely and utterly lost my shit…

I know, we all have those days where we feel like we lose our shit. But not everyone loses it to the point that they’re waiting for those nice young men in their clean white coats to come and take them away (haha). Hmm, not sure if you guys know that old tune, “They’re Coming To Take Me Away“… Give it a listen, it’ll make sense… And most people don’t lose their shit to the point where they feel like they want to nap and never wake up…

But that’s what happened to me yesterday…

Now, I love my puppy, Baxter, and I know puppies are a handful and require a lot of patience. They’ll have accidents, they’ll get into everything no matter how much you puppy-proof your home. But yesterday, he had a bad day and was literally ripping his food bag apart and helping himself to kibble and no matter if he went outside to do his business, he’d come in and do it in the house. He has those days, but yesterday went above and beyond…

And my older dog, Miko, is getting completely out of hand… A few years ago, she began growling at the cats for seemingly no reason. Then she began doing it to our late, oldest dog, Nobu. But with Baxter, she takes it to a whole new level of crazy. She acts like a rabid wolf with him sometimes and has made poor Baxter yip a few times. I never see what causes this and there’s never any blood, but I won’t tolerate her shit anymore. She gets a lot of “time outs” in her crate…

Not to mention that I had to call the company that makes the art program I use… Why do I always get someone who has no idea how to speak English?! I could hardly understand this Indian woman! And she, apparently, didn’t understand what I was saying. I got an email stating I could upgrade my current program to the new one for $125 as opposed to the normal $229. All I wanted to do was make sure I wasn’t going to get screwed, but she was confusing. So I clicked the link in the email and, luckily, I got it for that special sale price. But I was wrong thinking that was the end of the issue…

I entered the serial number I was given and, when I entered it, I was told it was invalid. Seriously?! I just shelled out $125 (plus tax) for this program and the number is invalid?! So I called back, got a guy this time who also could not speak English. He was of no help… All he did was make a support tag up and said they’d be emailing me. Yeah, that’s helpful… Worse, I now only have 3 days left of my trial and I have a feeling they’ll drag this out until after July 25th (when the $125 promo is over) and I’ll get screwed. I don’t think so…

And I’m still dealing with this family bullshit… Without getting into too much detail, let’s just say that the person who should be doing the work (as executor) isn’t doing a god damn thing. You know who’s doing all the work? The one person who has no part in this, which is me… That a lone irks my nerves, but I’m doing it to be helpful to another family member. The thing is, the “executor” who should be doing the work and is doing jack shit is taking everyone for granted. Now, I’m not a greedy person, I don’t expect payment of any kind. But I at least expect politeness, at least say “thank you” to me. If not… well, I may turn into a greedy bitch…

In a nutshell, this is what happened to me…

I kept my shit, ended up full of shit, I exploded and shit was everywhere, hahaha…

True, nobody wants my shit storms. They tend to get way out of hand and turn into category 5 shit hurricanes. Things get ugly. Real ugly… I’m hoping that today will be better and I won’t lose my shit again. But I make no promises…