Sit back, relax… Grab a cup of coffee and join me for a chat.

Speaking of coffee… My best friend got me this Corgi mug for Christmas. Isn’t it cute? She always gets the best gifts for Christmas and my birthday. I have no idea where she finds half this shit, but when it comes to unique gifts, she seems to be a real pro at it!

I, on the other hand, am not as good… I honestly think it’s just because I’m too lazy to do much searching. If I see something I think a person would like when I’m out and about, I’ll pick it up for them, but I have no desire to do the whole online searching for the perfect present thing.

Speaking of Corgis…

My best buddy, Baxter, is proving to be a really strange animal… He audibly belches, which is nothing unusual for dogs, really. But he also audibly farts, which is a little weird. Most dogs are masters of the “silent but deadly” farts, except my dog. Worse, he tries to blame them on people instead of people blaming them on the dog. One day, he walked past me and, as he got a few feet away, he farted (loudly, I might add) and immediately turned around and looked me right in the eye as if he thought I had done it or he was blaming it on me! Yeah, I don’t think so, pal…

He also has this really weird habit of standing on his front legs, hind legs stretched out behind him, and starts dragging himself across the carpet. He’s neutered, so I have no idea what this is all about. I mean… is he rubbing his dick across the carpet?! What the fuck is he doing?! He’s a very strange animal… I suppose that’s why we kind of chose each other, because we’re both a half bubble off center. Sometimes a whole bubble off…

Today is a week since I had my eye exam that went much like this cartoon. I have to remember to say this at my next exam!

They told me my new glasses would be in within 7 to 10 days, so I called in hopes that they had them. No luck… However, they get shipments every day, usually late morning or early afternoon, so there’s still a chance.

I really need to know ASAP… I haven’t been driving if I can possibly help it because my vision keeps pulling out to the sides when I drive and I have to pull them back into focus and center them. It’s really difficult to correct my issue, so I’m not feeling safe while I’m driving right now. It’s nothing bad, just a slight astigmatism that returned. Still, I don’t trust my driving. I have someone who passes my eye doctor every day on the way home from work and have arranged for them to pick up my glasses for me. But I need to know as soon as is humanly possible. I hate informing people of things last minute…

A few days ago, I went to a new age shop I found that was quite a drive from me. It’s not the best picture, but I found a chakra charm that I put on this necklace I bought. The locket is for adding oils to. There are small pieces of felt that come with it you put the oil on and place in the locket.

Which means no one will want to be anywhere near me, haha! My favorite, soothing scent is patchouli and most people I know think it smells bad. But for me, it’s heavenly! It really relaxes me and puts me at peace. And I chose the butterfly. At the time, I didn’t know why, but then I remembered in my last entry I had been talking about coming out of my chrysalis and spreading my wings to fly. My sub conscience was hard at work that day.

I also made a great find that really made me happy…

The Americanized version of my favorite anime (Kagaku Ninja Tai Gatchaman) was heavily butchered and titled Battle of the Planets. I was about 6 years old and completely obsessed with the show. Finding anything from that show (or the original, for that matter) is getting more and more impossible as the years go by. Thankfully I have amassed a decent collection already. But this blew my mind! It was on Facebook Marketplace, this old metal lunchbox, for $25! It really took me back to my childhood! It’s now in my collection!

Today’s blog has been brought to yo buy total randomness…

Seriously, I just felt like babbling about nothing in particular, just whatever came to mind. Sometimes I’ll do that for no reason. I never understand why myself…

So I hope you enjoyed this little coffee session and chat about random things that aren’t of any major importance. It’s been real!