Ever wondered, “How do I get in contact with the whacky fuck who writes this drivel?”
Hey, you’re in luck!
There’s this handy-dandy form right here that allows you to do just that!
I love getting messages, so give me a shout! You know, things like, “You’re completely insane” or “You should really seek professional help”… shit like that. But I also like nice messages, too.
So if it’s on your brain, “Say So”!
(Get it? Because this emoji is to the tune of “Say So” by Doja Cat…? Yeah, never mind…)
and She Said... 